And how is His Highness tonight? 
You know it's never quite right. 
We bend over backwards for you; 
And that's the least we could do 
For the spoiled little boy 
Little Lord Fontleroy. 
And the tea is on the silver tray; 
Wolfhounds in the sculpture garden 
The maid has gone away, 
The butler begs your pardon. 
And you're all alone on your velvet throne - ohhh... 
But me and me and me 
That's as far as you see. 
I know what it's like to be like you, 
Because I'm a lot like that, too. 
A spoiled little boy 
Little Lord Fontleroy.