Anxiety, anxiety, keeps me happy
Anxiety, anxiety, keeps me happy

Always stiff, all day long
Nothing's right till it's all wrong

It makes no sense until I'm tense
Always laughing at your expense

Anxiety, anxiety, keeps me happy
Anxiety, anxiety, keeps me happy

Always biting on my nails
Always stiff, it never fails
Now I think I'll pick my nose
Wipe it on my sweaty clothes

Anxiety, anxiety...

Always screamin' at someone
Got a temper like a gun
Hair trigger personality
Anxiety, anxiety, keeps me hap-happy

And I'm crazy, crazy, crazy in a crazy world
I'm crazy, crazy, crazy in a crazy world
I'm crazy, crazy, crazy in a crazy world
I'm crazy, crazy, crazy in a crazy world

A-N-X-I-E-T-Y
A-N-X-I-E-T-Y
Anxiety keeps me high
Cross my heart and hope to die

Anxiety, anxiety, anxiety, anxiety