Black and white lies from left to right Are in the letter I write tonight I stopped being lonely when you left And I'm now, at the top, among the best I have money, throw big parties And have a lots of friends, I never lose, I just win I'm sending back the picture That you sent me of our two lovely children Tell them both to forget me And I don't wish to see them again Black and white lies from left to right Are in the letter I write tonight What else is new except that you are married again I hope you'll be happy with him I'm sending you my best wishes Consider me your best friend Black and white lies from left to right Are in the letter I write tonight And I'm hoping, she'll believe what I write tonight When she'll read this letter of lies in black and white