Well down in Mexicali There's a crazy little place that I know Where the chicks are hotter than the chili sauce And the boss is a cat named Joe He wears a red bandana, plays a cool pianna (In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico) He wears a purple sash, and a black moustache (In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico) Well the first time that I saw him He was sittin' on a pianna stool I said "tell me, dad, when does the fun get had?" He just winked his eye and said "man, be cool" He wears a red bandana, plays a cool pianna (In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico) He wears a purple sash, and a black moustache (In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico) (In Mexico) All of a sudden in walks a chick (In Mexico) Joe starts playing on a Latin kick (In Mexico) All she was wearing was three fishnets (In Mexico) She started swayin' with her castanets (In Mexico) I didn't know just what to expect (In Mexico) She threw her arms all around my neck (In Mexico) We started dancin' all around the floor (In Mexico) And then she did a dance I never saw before So if you're south of the border I'm talkin' down in Mexico And you want to get straight Man, don't hesitate Just look up a cat named Joe He wears a red bandana, plays a cool pianna (In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico) He wears a purple sash, and a black moustache (In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico) (In Mexico)