Kick my shoe off, take my sock off, pull my pant off Find my pajama and I put it on Then I crawl into bed and I cry my eye out Now that my better half is gone I just lie there and as I lie there my arm feels so empty And my lip longs to kiss her all night long If I had the gut I'd blow my brain out Now that my better half is gone I was a whole man when I was with her Now I'm a plier, I'm a scissor I'm half this and half that, half slow and half fast Oh, I've got the blue and I'm up to my elbow in heartache Now that my better half is gone Now that my better half is gone