Seems we've forgotten the love we once vowed Lately discussions have gotten quite loud Time to admit we live under a cloud Where two's company and three is a crowd We're living here you see, just the dog, you and me I get along with everyone but you Seems we always scream end shout, can't remember what about Why we stay together, I don't have a clue I've had all that I can bear I just gotta get some air And rover says he'd like a breather too. So I'll be walking the dog In case anyone wants to know He digs my monologue He likes the places we go Thru rain, sleet, snow or fog I'll be walkin' the dog. Well when I reach the driveways end, I'll defer to man's best friend Who's in deep consultation with his nose Yeah Rover's really quite a scout and when he picks out a route — There's no changin' course that's where we go And out here on the street You never know who you might meet There are lots of other folks with pooches too And you never can tell I might fall under a spell And meet someone to take the place of you So I'll be walking the pup Loggin' mile after mile Take my advice, don't wait up We could be gone for a while Rover's leadin' the way No need to join Triple A, Thru rain, sleet, snow or fog I'll be walkin' the dog Ok, you ready Rover, Yeah I locked up your doghouse... (Let's mosey) There's a nice little place over there Oh, you're gonna leave 'em a little present on the lawn are you? We be sure and leave it close to the mailbox That way they'll know you were here... Heh - Heh Oh and there's a nice fire hydrant over there too... Yeah...