R: There are no monks in my band 
   There are no saints in me land 
   I'll be doin' all I can 
   If I die an honest man 
   
1. Confusion is my middle name 
   Ask me again I'll tell you the same 
   Persuaded by one sexy dame 
   No, I do not feel no shame 
   
R: You are on the road 
   Can I get a little lovin' from you 
   Can I get a little bit of that done did do? 
   You are on the road 
   Tell me now girl that you need me, too? 
   Tell me now girl 'cause I've got a feeling for you 
   
2. Every man has certain needs 
   Talkin' 'bout them dirty deeds 
   To these needs I must concede 
   Livin' by my lowly creed 
   
3. A woman please know that I'm good 
   Know that I did all I could 
   But yes, it's true the likely hood 
   Of being great is not so good 
   
R: There are no monks in my band...
   
4. Virtue slipped into my shoe 
   No, I will not misconstrue 
   More rockin', more rockin', now doobley do 
   Dancin' down your avenue 
   
R: You are on the road...