1. I've got a mellowship, I've got a fellowship 
   I've got a non stop "Yo Swan" hello chip 
   Born to adore the big bad bison 
   A thunderstorm and a man like Tyson 
   Popcorn, peanuts, lookin' at big butts 
   No I cannot keep my mouth shut 
   Rockin' to the beat of the fabulous Forum 
   My Lakers, I adore 'em 
   Blush my lady when I tell her 
   That I do indeed love to smell her 
   Sopping wet your pink umbrella 
   Do the dog with Isabella 
   
   I'm so in love, yes with an artist 
   Imagination, he's the smartest 
   A Robert Williams stroke and splatter 
   I attest to your gray matter 
   Living kings, how true it rings 
   These are just a few of my favorite things 
   
R. Good God, where's my sleigh now? 
   Good God, playing for days now 
   Good God, well anyday now 
   Good God, take me away now 
   Good God, the purple haze now 
   Good God, the baddest of brains now 
   Good God, well anyday now 
   Good God, ridin' my sleigh now 
   
2. Being that I'm the duke of my domain 
   My hat goes off to Mark Twain 
   Singing a song about what true men don't do 
   Killing another creature that's kind of blue 
   Writing about the world of the wild coyote 
   A good man Truman Capote 
   Talking about my thoughts 'cause they must grow 
   Cock my brain to shoot my load 
   I'm on my porch 'cause I lost my house key 
   Pick up my book I read Bukowski 
   Can I get another kiss from you ? 
   Kiss me right here on my tattoo 
   
R: Good God, where's my sleigh now? 
   Good God, playing for days now 
   Good God, well anyday now 
   Good God, take me away now 
   Good God, DeNiro's insane now 
   Good God, rackin' my brain now 
   Good God, well anyday now 
   Good God, take me away now 
   Take me away 
   
3. Me, my friends and the sex machine 
   Do unto others like my brother Bean 
   I know you've got a mother 
   So give her a hug 
   I know you've got a mother 
   With a whole lot of love 
   Billy sings and Basie swings 
   These are just a few of my favorite things (x3) 
   These are just a few... Whoa!