Flashin' lots of cash and spendin' lots-o-loot
   he's sitting at the bar - then he's sittin' at the booth
   across the dance floor he does scoot
   he's the skinny sweaty man in the green suit
   
   The caboose that could he goes toot toot
   been known to gag and sometimes puke
   a very good friend of granny goose
   he's the skinny sweaty man in the green suit
   
   Skinny sweaty man in the green suit
   
   He's half man and half cartoon
   but good buddy don't be confused
   he's full blooded looney tune
   he's the skinny sweaty man in the green suit
   
   Face to face with the man in the moon
   his family doctor is doctor seuss
   if you catch him in your soup please don't shoot
   he's the skinny sweaty man in the green suit
   
   Skinny sweaty man in the green suit
   
   He was new in town
   a free wheelin' clown
   a funny young duke
   hangin' under the roof
   of a place in time
   united sound
   
   He'll play a little guitar sing a few blues
   he's the kind-a-guy that you can't refuse
   despite the fact that he's no brute
   he's the skinny sweaty man in the green suit
   
   Strike the magic groove make him jerk and move
   like an eight legged freak in snake skin boots
   coming soon to a theatre near you
   he's the skinny sweaty man in the green suit