My name is Dr. Worm Good morning How are you? I'm Dr Worm I'm interested in things I'm not a real doctor but I am a real worm I am an actual worm, I live like a worm
 
I like to play the drums I think I'm getting good but I can handle criticism I'll show you what I know And you can tell me if you think I'm getting better on the drums I'll leave the front unlocked 'cause I can't hear the doorbell
 
When I get into it I can't tell if you are Watching me twirling the stick When I give the signal, my friend Rabbi Vole will pay the solo
 
Some day somebody else besides me Will call me by my stage name They will call me Dr. Worm
 
Good morning, how are you? I'm Dr. Worm I'm interested in things I'm not a real doctor but I am a real worm I am an actual worm, I live like a worm
 
And I like to play the drums I think I'm getting good but I can handle criticism I'll show you what I know, And you can tell me if you think I'm getting better on the drums I'm not a real doctor but they call me Dr. Worm