You can hang out with the Red Hot Chili Peppers 
You can lie to me and say it's not true 
You can drive ol' Mike Ness down to Houston 
Tell all of your friends he thinks your cool 

Or you can see inside the Stray Cats tour bus 
You can see the Butt Hole Surfers overseas 
You can party with the dead till you're crazy in the head 
But you can't get away from me 

No, you can't get away from me 
Seattle, Hollywood, or N.Y.C. 
You're a tour bus magnet 
And you think that no one sees 

But you can't get away from me 
Oh you can't get away! 
Well you can party down with Warren in ol' New Orleans 
You can get engagedw ith Charlie Sexton, too 

You can take a ride on Billy Idol's Harley 
Watch while Henry Rollins gets a tattoo 
Or you can run off with some Aerosmith Roadie 
You can get inside a party for Ice-T 

You can travel with the crew 
Till they're all sick of you 
But you can't get away from me 

No, you can't get away from me 
Seattle, Hollywood, or N.Y.C. 
You're a tour bus magnet 
And you think that no one sees 

But you can't get away from 
No you can't get away from me 
Oh my God! You can't get away from me