Nation McKinley: 
I feel the heat from your skin
And the stubble on your chin
You're no good

Cosmo McKinley: 
You're no good

Nation McKinley: 
You've got dirt on your hands
And everybody understands
You're no good

Cosmo McKinley: 
Mmmm...you're no good

Nation McKinley: 
Oh, what a joke

Cosmo McKinley: 
What a joke

Nation McKinley: 
You feel like choking
You play for broke

Cosmo McKinley:
You play for broke

Nation McKinley: 
He'll leave you smoking

Cosmo McKinley: 
Oh, romance is not a children's game

Nation McKinley: 
But you keep going back
It's driving you insane

Janet Majors: 
Drift into the Treacle deep
Slip into its silent depths
(Go to sleep)
With your everything akimbo
Float into the sandman's limbo

Nurse Ansalong: 
Night night

Rest Home Ricky: 
Night night

Nurse Ansalong: 
It's time for bye-byes
It's been a great day, thanks a heap
Now it's time for everyone to go to sleep

Studio Audience: 
Night night
It's time for bye-byes
It's been a great day, thanks a heap
Now it's time for everyone to go to sleep