I said, "Wait a minute lady, aren't you the one I've just been making?"
"I made you" she said "so sit down and listen
I brought you in from the ice into these dreams of down home cooking
It wasn't my idea to call it civilization"
And in a flash I saw the truth about what we were building
I said "If you're so fucking smart why did you start it you big pranny?
You must have known you'd also make the Pope and Richard Nixon"
She said "I'm just a girl but I can change it"
I was drifting far beyond the point of desperation
When in she flew and flung her arms around me
I said "Is this a deputation from real liberation?"
She said "I don't know but can you free me?
'Cause the women in in my group are into unconscious castration
But I just need a man to plug in me
I'm tired of sliding down the razor's edge of my frustration"
I said "Great, come on then baby, do me"
But just as we were getting down to birthday suits and fooling
The door burst in and she said "Fuck they caught me"
I woke up face down over the carpet I was drooling
A circus trainer stepped right up and bought me
"And now for a bit of discipline"
She said "Come on everybody
We're gonna turn this whole world round"
We're gonna turn this whole world round...
