Irving!!, Where are my maxi pads??
Help me find them before I paint the whole house red!!
You men have it soooo easy...
I wish that you could feel this just once...
I'm passing clots the size of basketballs!!!

Pre-menstrual princess blues
Pre-menstrual princess blues
Pre-menstrual princess blues
Pre-menstrual princess blues

Oh god, it's stained through onto my new dress!!
God damn it, why'd this have to happen now??
I can't go out like this, I look like I've been shot!!
Ohhh...You're hungry are you?
Well come here irving darling...
How about a bloody Mary!!!

Pre-menstrual princess blues
Pre-menstrual princess blues
Pre-menstrual princess blues
Pre-menstrual princess blues