we spend eight hours on the road 
just to put up a shitty show few appreciate we play our set and go...
 to where ever it is that we're gonna stay tonight and now that the tension is gone 
we laugh at our mistakes let go of the breaks have a few bears and relax 
have a few bears with our friens we bring some friends and our gear in the van
 that's why were always too late lucifer doesn't go too fast 
and we're not always feeling so great 5 cups of coffee, 
1 or 2 beers then I'm in shape for an intense shit-break 
before I can go up on stage coffee drinking, always stinking 
still brings out the best in me the smelly farts, the crapy jkes 
the stomacheases, headaches the laughs and the........