Jerimiah said his peace and fell back in the road 
He was shot by Coulee Reese 
Who they nick-named Jack The Toad 
Just across his shoulder just a little to the right  
He heard the click of a 45 hammer 
So he throws himself down and he hits the ground 
Rolls right over and spins 'round 
And with one good shot, just one good shot 
He brings that villain right down 
In true "Hour Western" manner 

Bad, bad news, he was bad, bad news 
I knew Coulee, Coulee never lost his cool 

A legend grew and Jack The Toad knew  
To back up all the talk 
One day soon, preferably noon 
He's going to have to take the long walk 
A poker game and a fast stake 
Of these Jack was the master 
But a man called Pete  
At the end of a dusty dusty street 
He's just about six feet 
Now he just might, you know he just might 
He might be a lttle faster 

Bad, bad news, he was bad, bad news 
I knew Coulee, Coulee never lost his cool 

I'll be blowed, I'll be blowed, I'll be blowed 
It's Jack The Toad 

I'll be blowed, I'll be blowed, I'll be blowed 
It's Jack The Toad 

Well it had to happen on a summers' day 
When Jack was feeling good 
But a friend of a friend, promised a friend of a friend 
Promised a friend of a friend he would 
But many brave men have said the same thing 
Again and again and again 
Now Jack, when he went out to face Pete  
For the final showdown 
He was just a little bit high 
He'd been drinking and smoking 
And he thought he was so fast 
He made the last move 
And that was the last move he made 

Bad, bad news, he was bad, bad news 
I knew Coulee, Coulee never lost his cool 

Well now he's gone but his memory lives on 
In the mind of every comic strip reader 
Some say weren't Jack, some say was camphor 
Some say he was just a bleeder 
One fact, one fact remain, always be the same 
Now on your way through life 
Sometimes you just got to be a little bad 
I knew Jack and, my goodness, he was bad 
He was bad, bad news 
You just got to be a little bad because, if you ain't 
The great gun fighter in the sky  
Ain't got no one to save 
And if you're just a little bad 
Just a little bad 
Nobody forgets your name 

Bad, bad news, he was bad, bad news 
Bad, oh my goodness, Jack was bad news