In Manhattan if the ghouls were ever
Let loose on an unsuspecting day 
They'd run for cover,
They'd look everywhere in every possible way 
But just like in the 1984 smash hit film Ghostbusters
Well I would cross the streams for you
Summon all the energy that I could muster 

Unless, of course, the Laker game was on 
'Cause you're my sweet thing...
And I think you're keen... I do 

If you should ever have to walk in the steps of Joe 
To travel to the Wamponiwooze volcano 
Well I would take a sick day
And I'd swim to meet you there 
Weep in the orange soda,
I put hyacinths in your hair 

Unless, of course, the Laker game was on 
'Cause you're my sweet thing... 
And I think you're keen... I do 

'Cause you're my sweet thing...
And I think you're keen... I do