Welcome funk fans to Hot Spots I’m Sha-Ray Jones live here on Cullen Boulevard And everywhere I go, there’s shit everywhere Doo-doo chasers going buckwild I’m trying to find out the true meaning of a doo-doo chaser Hahahaha, what’s up, niggas and bitches? I shouldn’t say bitches, that might offend some of you hoes Well, we gon’ do it something like this Just to see what you punk ass niggas is working with, yeah So now you wanna get your cranium cracked By talking that old ill shit niggas I’m giving out lumps by the pound, hahaha And you say you don’t believe fried ice cream is reality, nigga Would I like to you face to face? You better ask some muthafuckin’ body, nigga Now I’ma ask you one muthafuckin’ time, just one thang: Is you or is you ain’t a doo-doo chaser? Wait, wait, wait, let me say it one more time: Is you, huh, or is you ain’t a doo-doo chaser? Can hear I it? (Doo-doo chaser, that’s what your ass is, yeah, oh…) (Nothin’ but a doo-doo chaser, yeah…) Funk, nothin’ but pure funk I wanna hear you get funky Yes, and this funk is straight from South Acres, hahaha What, you didn’t know, nigga? Back the fuck up, we working with a crucial brand here, word So now I’m just gon’ sit back and meditate Or should I say have a wicked thought About taking some old punk ass nigga out for tryna criss-cross me, fool And I’m gon’ make you jump, hahahahaha, yeah, I’m gon’ make it jump Hollow points all in that muthafuckin’ ass, nigga Oh, you better ask some muthafuckin’ body, nigga As if you didn’t know Oh, and once again, I send this one here out to all the doo-doo chasers So if you are a doo-doo chaser, let me see you chase the doo-doo, hahahaha (Nothin’ but a doo-doo chaser…) Goddamn, so now you wanna diss me, fool I guess I gotsta put in work (Put in work, baby) Haha, but it ain’t no thing Haven’t you ever heard of a killer? (Muthafuckin’ killer) Nigga, hahahaha, yeah, that’s me, fool You better back the fuck up So now I’m going on a killing spree in South Acres with this nigga Brad Get your ass in the house, niggas, ‘cause it’s on And it’s on like Donkey Kong, hahahahaha I know you heard that saying before But on the reals, really doe, I came to let you niggas know That this one right here is only for the funk lovers, true funk lovers Dig C.C., hahaha And once again, I commence with the anthem, the doo-doo chaser Can you, would you, could you, should you, chase the doo-doo? Hahahaha… (Woo, hey, hey, yeah, doo-doo chasers Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, doo-doo chasers I don’t give a fuck, hey, Scarface don’t give a fuck Hey, RBX don’t give a fuck) So there you have it, funk fans, the real definition of a doo-doo chaser This is Sha-Ray Jones, signing off from Hot Spots And join us next week, chasing more doo-doo chasers I love you, and peace Doo-doo chasers, nothin’ but doo-doo chasers, yeah Doo-doo chasers, yeah Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo…