I turned on the telly, when I got home from school
You were there in your wellies, and a yellow cagoule
You opened my eyes, to the birds and the bees
I loved you so, the Really Wild Show on the BBC

Michaela Strachan you broke my heart
Michaela Strachan you tore me apart
Michaela Strachan you broke my heart when I was 12

It ain't gonna happen, for me and the Strachan
It ain't gonna happen (it ain't gonna happen) for me and the Strachan (for me and the Strachan)
I used to want to be a vet, just so I would see you one day
You put the meaning in, Wacaday

I found myself working in a shop at 16
It never stop hurting to miss you on TV
I'll always remember all those times that we had
You helped me to sleep, I fancied you heaps, and so did my dad

Michaela Strachan you broke my heart
Michaela Strachan you tore me apart
Michaela Strachan you broke my heart when I was 12

It ain't gonna happen, for me and the Strachan
It ain't gonna happen (it ain't gonna happen) for me and the Strachan (for me and the Strachan)

(It ain't gonna happen, it ain't gonna happen, it ain't gonna happen, it ain't gonna happen)
It ain't gonna happen (it ain't gonna happen) 
For me and the Strachan (for me and the Strachan)
It ain't gonna happen (it ain't gonna happen)
For me and the Strachan (for me and the Strachan)

I used to want to be a vet, just so I would see you one day
You put the meaning in, you put the meaning in, you put the meaning in Wacaday
You put the meaning in Wacaday
You put the meaning in Wacaday