Oh, Melanie, you know you're my sweetie And you know I only wish you all the best
 
But just wait a minute, while I try to begin it 'Cause I just need to get this off my chest
 
It sounds so incessant when you get possessive And I can't help but act a little gruff
 
But it's okay, it's just my way Of saying I love you so much
 
Oh, Evette, you're my favorite brunette But I can't give you everything you want
 
I wouldn't ignore you, you know I adore you But I just can't be everywhere at once
 
I know it's upsetting, I know it Evette, Oh, and I've just go so much I have to do
 
But don't be sad, it's not so bad And don't forget that I love you
 
'Cause I've got no reason to lie I have no little want to find out what you're telling me I've got no reason to lie Won't you try to keep in mind I'm not your enemy
 
'Cause I've got no reason to lie I have no little want to find out what you're telling me I've got no reason to lie Won't you try to keep in mind I'm not your enemy
 
I've got no reason to lie I have no little want to find out what you're telling me I've got no reason to lie Won't you try to keep in mind I'm not your enemy
 
Listen now ladies, I'm trying to say That I don't want to fight over you