She left me just the other night 
Came back the very next day 
I decided to drink some wine 
Cause I couldn't get my way 
Oh I said I'm gonna leave 
But I guess I'm gonna stay 

If I was a rooster 
I would cockadoodle all day 
If I was an eagle 
I would try to fly away 
Oh I said I'm gonna leave 
But I guess I'm gonna stay 

How come you never know 
What it is I'm trying to say? 
How come it's freezing cold 
When we're in the month of May? 
Oh I said I'm gonna leave 
But I guess I'm gonna stay