He's the lord of the flies and the killer of the ants
He was the kid in class who said up your arse

He always tries to be
Everybody's company
But he sometimes gets
The rope hung round his neck

He's got a first class ticket for a second class ride
The life he leads is his passion and his pride

His life is just a dare
One look one dealy stare
No he's not your cup of tea
He's not your pedigree

He's got the mind of a diary but the life of a library
So please excuse him for his spelling mistakes