featuring Phife Dawg yo Shaq where ya at? I'm over here yo Shaq where ya at? yo yo I'm over here yo Shaq where ya at? Phife I'm over here yo Shaq where ya at? Phife I'm over here yo Shaq where ya at? yo yo I'm over here yo Shaq where ya at? Phife Dawg I'm over here yo Shaq where ya at? I'm over here get on the microphone and just rip the track Verse 1: Shaq who the hell is Shaq Attack you'd better read the paper treat me like Biz Markie you'd better catch a vapor I've got mad props so why would you exploit punch you in your face like that kid from Detroit really yo you'd better ask MC Hammer 'bout this bad mama jama tall kid with the hoopa hypa lipta-gramma watch out yo it's time for MC bashin' got more loot than my man Johnny Cash and I'm hard like a 360 twice jam ask Dr. Dre and Ed Lover who's the man I'm sure they'll say me brother please don't play me like a shrimp dunk it on your head then I'll point like Shawn Kemp don't need the drink crooked I juice to get loose my favorite cartoon is Bullwinkle the Moose I'm 'bout to sting you like rubbing alcohol yes yes y'all call me Ed Jones cause I'm too tall put the rhyme between my legs then I'll score never mind a whore I want to do a phat tour come freak the style that the big Michelle display you know the style that be my fortee hey Phife, where ya at? I'm over here hey Phife, where ya at? hey yo I'm over here yo Phife, where ya at? you know I'm over here yo Phife, where ya at? I'm over here Phife Dawg, where ya at? hey yo I'm over here yo Phife, where ya at? Phife Dawg is over here yo Phife, where ya at? hey yo I'm over here get on the microphone and rip a funky track Verse 2: Phife it's the Phife and Shaq mission plus Shaheed's got the goods making rough daddy jams knocking harder than wood make ya boogie with the fly armstrong crew Phife Dawg and Shaq Fu this is how we do funky renditions there's no competiton split mc's apart as if their group was New Edition make mc's hush stop look and listen it's hard to comprehed so they commence to remincising far from an amateur microhpone damager end your whole career beat down your manager never was a herb kick you to the curb there's more to my attitude than the city of Johanesburg styles are mean but this year they're even meaner carrying chips on my shoulder so call me Sarafina gaurantee ?? martin pissin' and a fartin' mess around with this and you'll be on a milk carton mc's don't like me I say tough titties blow up the spot like my man from Jersey City people always askin' 'why is Phife so cocky?' I gotta be good at something cause I can't play hockey you know the status and the status is live the first draft-pick for the label called Jive yo Shaq, where ya at? I'm over here yo Shaq, where ya at? Phife, I'm right here yo Shaq, where ya at Phife, I'm right here yo Shaq, where ya at? Phife Dawg, I'm right here yo Shaq, where ya at? Phife, I'm over here you can't front on the track 'cause the track is phat Verse 3: Shaq, Phife yo here I am again you'd better call the cops pump up your Reeboks and ya just don't stop I got mad styles you better sit and watch I can kick it like he-he then I'll grab my crotch yo it's 1993 I mean nineteem-ninety-Shaq whatever year it is the Shaq will never slack giving mad shouts to my homeys up in New Or' on and off the court you know I do her peace to that dog and peace to this dog here comes the Phife Dawg aka the top dog world's greatest 5-footer as if you didn't know rhymes are like the Lord's lessons they constantly flow mc's need to step on you see it is to ??? as long as the mic's on that's when I get my run on battle anybody come bring your whole crew you want the short black eskimo come see me in my igloo nasty like vomit couldn't clean it with comet psycho like the Lords crazy like Onyx forget the he's and she's and concentrate just on the flow Phife Dawg sigining off enjoy the rest of the show Yo Shaq, where ya at? I'm over here/ yo Phife, where ya at? I'm over here/ Big Shaq, where ya at? I'm over here/ yo Phife, where ya at? I'm over here/ yo Shaq, where ya at? I'm over here/ 3-D where ya at? he's over there/Big Chris, where ya at? he's over there/Nick Ander, where ya at? he's over there/yo check it out