I get at 5 o'clock to go to work at 9 o'clock. 
It takes me an hour to stick my hair up but why? 
Why do I always miss the bus? 

I missed the bus. I missed the bus again. I missed the bus. I missed the bus again.

Now why'd you miss the bus? I dunno. 
We're you up late last night? I guess so. 
And were you watching TV? Uh huh. 
What kinda of TV. Magnumbox. Well that's no excuse. 
For what? For missing the bus. 

I missed the bus again. I missed the bus. I missed the bus again.

My boss said to me "You know you're gunna rot in your own toenail pus. 
Why do you always miss the bus?" 

I missed the bus again. I missed the buss. I missed the bus again.

So there I am watching the bus leave me. 
I can't believe I missed the bus today. 
I have a bus pass that I have not used yet.
Because I always miss the bus.

I missed the bus again. I missed the bus. I missed the bus again.

Now why'd you miss the bus? I dunno. 
We're you up late last night? I guess so. 
And were you watching TV? Uh huh. 
Bet you're watching three's company. YEAAAH! 
Cause I love three's company. I love three's company. 
I love three's company. But that's no excuse for missing the bus.

I missed the bus again. I missed the bus. I missed the bus again.

My boss said to me "You know you're gunna rot in your own toenail pus. 
Why do you always miss the bus?" 

I missed the buss. And I had no excuse. 
I missed the buss. And there was nothing I could do. 
I missed the bus. There is goes, driving away. 
I missed the bus. And there was nothing I could say. 
I missed the buss. I missed the bus again
I missed the bus... oh yeah