"Rivers of gore, rivers of gore...ah hahahahah!" 

Driving my automobile, watch out for that moose 
Ramming it head on, turn over in a ditch 
Nearly fatal blast, left me paralyzed 
In my hospital room I'm waiting for the family 
Children left unattended, they just want to chop my up 
They are both laughing as my guts are strewn across the floor 
Hacky sack heart and monkey in the middle liver 
Hot potato pancreas, these are games with my guts! 
Kick-ball kidneys, leap-frog lungs, soccar stomachs 
Tennis ball tongues, tug of war intestines 
Volleyball, baseball, and shot-put with my head 
Testicle golfing, they're 15 under par, sanguine sports 
Tug of war, my grandchidren do adore 
Tug of war intestines