UH! High school!
Driver's Ed!
I-Dawg!
And A-Dizzle
Teaching people about driving and stuff.
Yeah, we're getting extra credit for this one.
Jump in my bomb-diggity car!
Let's do this! Yeah!
First, make sure that you buckle up your seatbelt
'Cause if you don't and get in a wreck, you will be killed.
Your body will be in pieces and look all icky;
Your blood will be all over the place
And it will be real sticky.
When a cop pulls you over for speeding,
Just start peeing f-f-for the time being.
He'll think that your crazy and run away
Or he'll give you a ticket, make your mom pay!
If you pass your test, your gonna drive a car
And drive it around town like a super-star.
We could go to the mall or laser tag;
We can drive with no hands, but we ain't gonna brag
If you pass the test, your gonna drive a car.
If you get a lotta gas, you can go real far
To the gym your work out on your pecs
So all the ladies can gives you lots of sex.
I went to Compton,
Some muggers tried to jack me.
They pulled out a gun a-a-and tried to cap me.
You should always carry a weapon in your car
Like a bat, a stapler, a towel, or a metal bar.
A girl once sent me boobie shots
I liked it a lot until I hit a mailbox.
I drove off the road looking at a breast
And that's how I failed my first driving test.
If you pass your test, your gonna drive a car
And drive it around town like a super-star.
We could go to the mall or laser tag;
We can drive with no hands, but we ain't gonna brag
If you pass the test, your gonna drive a car.
If you get a lotta gas, you can go real far
To the gym your work out on your pecs
So all the ladies can gives you lots of sex.
Don't you ever flipping try to ghostride your whip
'Cause you just might trip.
Yeah,
Have a nip-slip. Ah.
Flip on your hip,
Bit the tip of a chip,
Take a road trip and skinny dip on a cruise ship.
Always look both ways on the street
Unless you wanna get beat by a car!
It'll run you over and drag you're body real far.
Then no one will like you
Just like Jar Jar.
So that's how you drive an automobile,
That's all you need to know
So grab the wheel.
Quit being an idiot loser driven by your mom
Becuase driving yourself is DA BOMB!
Driver's Ed.
BITCH!
