Feet in the sand
Sunglasses on my face
Hat on my head
I'm in Surf City
I'm in Surf City

Watch me play my miniture golf, get it in the hole
Panther's biting my hand, it hurts
Tiki man humpin' just for fun
Feeding dolphins out of my hand cause I can

CANNON PENIS
This tiki man's biting off my head
SKEE BALL IS FUN
Even though I'm really bad at it

I am on a pirate ship
I'm going to kill you
I'm in front of the ocean
Now I'm in the ocean

Oh my god, this pizza's amazing!
Surfboards!
Why do suck so much at skee ball?!
Ice cream!

Vacation over!