Say that I'm a silly so and so So and so... Tell me I'm not clever, cute or cool Cool... Tromp on my big toe Darling, I still love you so I'm just a crazy, lovesick fool I know that I embarass you sometimes All the times... Like when I threw your mom into the pool Mom... I yell a lot And you can't understand a word I say But, hey, I'm just a crazy, lovesick fool I remember the night we met It was in a laundromat You came into to wash your feet She was eating a pile of meat And that as they say was that Oh... At the moment I am indisposed Indisposed... But when and if someday I get set free Free...take me We'll find a little cottage With a swingset and a slide And crazy, lovesick fools we'll be And crazy, lovesick fools we'll be Somebody...please kill me