I went out last night To get me a bite It was about a quarter 'til two I met a little girl named And we did the Hoodleehoo Hey! Hoodleehoo Hoodleehoo What in the world is the Hoodleehoo? Sit yourself down and we'll tell you How to do the Hoodleehoo You pick your left foot up Until you touch your nose Put your rear on your rear And wiggle your toes Hop all around like a kangaroo You're almost ready to Hoodleehoo Grab some pickles and a pound of cheese Get some burgers on mayonaise Eat 'em all up But don't forget to chew Now you're doing the Hoodleehoo Hey! Hoodleehoo Hoodleehoo So that's how you do the Hoodleehoo Ain't nothing like it You know it's true Doing the Hoodleehoo I know that note was wrong I'm tellin' you, buddy Don't tell me I'm wrong when I know it Well, you listen to me when I'm talking to you