I ain't clever enough to get a job in Maccy D's
Taco Bell, Poundland, or selling weed
So I plead, I plead, I need your lead
Any road back, can we please do a deal?

She said hell no, hell no
She said this is a set of balls you gotta grow

I'm a slug, a bug, a mug, a piss jug
Knocked over your cashmere rug, a thug
Who dug his own grave, is there no way back for this ball sack
Stuck in this fucking cave?

She said hell no, hell no
She said this is a set of balls you gotta grow
She said hell no, hell no
She said get your shit together and earn some dough

There's no way back for me, I'm like a factory
Shut down for chopping fingers in machinery
I'm dull scenery [?]
My bags all packed, no way back

She said hell no, hell no
She said this is a set of balls you gotta grow
She said hell no, hell no
Get your shit together and earn some dough, woo!

She said hell no, hell no
She said this is a set of balls you gotta grow
She said hell no, hell no
She said get your shit together and earn some dough

Earn some dough
Earn some dough
Get yourself outta bed, grow some balls
Better earn some dough

Hell no
Hell no
Hell no