Oh, what an ordinary day 
Take out the garbage, masturbate 
I'm still holding for the laugh 
The dogs will bark so let them bark 
The birds will cry I'll let them cry 
Here's my report from the edge 
 
Like a birth in reverse 
What I saw through the blinds 
You could say that I'm saying phenomenal lies 
On the cosmic eternity party line 
Was a birth in reverse in America 
 
This tune will haunt me through the war 
Laugh all you want but I want more 
Cause what I'm swearing, I've never sworn before 
 
Like a birth in reverse 
What I saw through the blinds 
You could say that I'm saying phenomenal lies 
On the cosmic eternity party line 
Like a birth in reverse in America 
 
Like a birth in reverse 
What I saw through the blinds 
You could say that I'm saying phenomenal lies 
On the cosmic eternity party line 
Was a birth in reverse in America