There's a thunder cloud behind those eyes, A storm's a-brewin' in your mind's thoughts. A static-electrical discharge will emulate for your swollen heart. Well the doctor prescribes Rubber soles. You can teach a robot how to dance You can't teach a pair of shorts how to dance Stand between two mirrors And look into the distance You see you turn infinite Still you're only human. It's a suit-and-tie affair And you're only wearing shoes. Although they're pretty sick No one will let you through. (Well) It doesn't matter those fancy shoes It's all about the words you choose It doesn't matter those fancy shoes If it's all about the friends you lose It doesn't matter those fancy shoes So why would, why would you? I can see where they may be some confusion I was just once just like you Let me tell you a story to clarify the matter Once upon a time a mouse put on some shoes. 'Hey, friend, where'd you get those fancy shoes? Are you wearing them, or are they wearing you? I've seen you walking down the boulevard, You must've come pretty far You make it look really hard. Those shoes sparkle gold and blue, They seem brand new Must've set you back a few. Oh, my fancy shoes