Uh-oh Fart Patrol coming to getcha now
Uh-oh Fart Patrol coming to getcha and how
If you feel a fart a coming better squeeze them cheeks, less you rip one into the air
Their fart copters coming, gonna take you away to their secret Fart Patrol lair
If you're tootin, ya better be scootin, 'cause all that butt fluting's gonna clear the space
The fart patrol is just doing their duty before your doodie tooties get all over the place
Uh-oh Fart Patrol coming to getcha now
Uh-oh Fart Patrol coming to getcha and how
When the clock is a ticking and the suns going down, but you're hoping for a toot (toot toot)
Bang crash from the wall here's the Fart Patrol with the cans of a musical fruit (fruit)
Now you're chowin' down hoping for some bean sounds, hey, I think I heard a fart (fart)
Fart Patrol come get a high five cuz the chorus is about to start
Uh-oh Fart Patrol coming to getcha now
Uh-oh Fart Patrol coming to getcha and how
Wha-wha-wha-wait, hold on, does the fart patrol come after you if you fart or if you don't fart?
Spine, it's just a song you're overthinking it
Yeah The Spine. Wait. Why did we write this song?
I don't know. Is this song really going to help our careers?
I dunno, but we're doing it
No one's gunna want to listen to this
Well that's the thing The Spine, they're already listening to it...right...now...
Rut-row Fart Patrol coming to getcha now
Uh-oh Fart Patrol coming to getcha and how
Uh-oh Fart Patrol kiss me on the mouth
Uh-oh Fart Patrol can I live without?
Uh-oh Fart Patrol I am smitten with your love
Uh-oh Fart Patrol you were sent from heaven above
Uh-oh Fart Patrol coming to getcha now
Uh-oh Fart Patrol coming to getcha and how
Uh-oh Fart Patrol coming to getcha now
Uh-oh Fart Patrol coming to getcha now
