Cmaj7
"Seven days" was all she wrote
   Es         B
A kind of ultimatum note
     G               F         Fadd9
She gave to me, she gave to me 

Cmaj7
When I thought the field had cleared
    Es            B
It seems another suit appeared
     G            E
To challenge me, woe is me

 Cmaj7
Though I hate to make a choice
    Es            B              G
My options are decreasing mostly rapidly
 F             Fadd9
Well we'll see 

Cmaj7
I don't think she'd bluff this time
   Es             B
I really have to make her mine
      G
It's plain to see
      E        E7
It's him or me 

 Fmaj7  Fmaj7/F#           G
Monday, I could wait till Tuesday
   E7/As         Am
If I make up my mind
 Fmaj7              G     E7/As            Am
Wednesday would be fine, Thursday's on my mind

F#7-5/nr Am F#7-5/nrFriday give me time, Saturday could wait
     Fm              Cmaj7
But Sunday'd be too late

Cmaj7
The fact he's over six feet ten
      Es               B
Might instill fear in other men
     G              F                  Fadd9
But not in me, The Mighty Flea (flee?) 

Cmaj7
Ask if I am mouse or man
     Es               B
The mirror squeaked, away I ran
       G            E
He'll murder me in time for his tea

Cmaj7
Does it bother me at all
    Es        B            G
My rival is Neanderthal it makes me think
   F                   Fadd9
Perhaps I need a drink 

Cmaj7
IQ is no problem here
   Es                 B              G
We won't be playing scrabble for her hand I fear
   E             E7
I need that beer 

 Fmaj7  Fmaj7/F#           G
Monday, I could wait till Tuesday
   E7/As         Am
If I make up my mind
 Fmaj7              G     E7/As            Am
Wednesday would be fine, Thursday's on my mind
F#7-5/nr Am F#7-5/nrFriday give me time, Saturday could wait
     Fm              Cmaj7
But Sunday'd be too late

B               Cmaj7
Seven days will quickly go
B                   Cmaj7
The fact remains, I love her so
B         F
Seven days, so many ways
B              Cmaj7
But I can't run away

 Fmaj7  Fmaj7/F#           G
Monday, I could wait till Tuesday
   E7/As         Am
If I make up my mind
 Fmaj7              G     E7/As            Am
Wednesday would be fine, Thursday's on my mind
F#7-5/nr Am F#7-5/nrFriday give me time, Saturday could wait
     Fm              Cmaj7
But Sunday'd be too late

      Cmaj7
Do I have to tell a story
B                            Cmaj7B
                               
Of a thousand rainy days since we first met
       Cmaj7
It's a big enough umbrella
         B                             Cmaj7  B  C
But it's always me that ends up getting wet