I smoke two joints in the morning I smoke two joints at night I smoke two joint in the afternoon It makes me feel all right I smoke two joints in time of peace And two in time of war I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints And then I smoke two more Daddy he once told me "Son, you be hard workin' man" And momma she once told me "Son, you do the best you can" Then one day I meet a man He came to me and said "Hard work good and hard work fine But first take care of head" Whoa rock me to the night Ja say