All I got for Christmas Was a loaded gun That's alright if you wanna shoot someone But I've only got one bullet I'm bored of this And tired of that I got to find someone I can shoot at I ain't got the guts to do it She's ugly, stupid, drunk and almost blind I don't think that She would really mind If I described her as unfit for mankind (2x) Struck by lightning She''s up there From midnight to dawn Waiting for a storm Well she wants lightning And she got some In 22 years she never had no fun There ain't nothig to it I can hear her through the ceiling I can hear the neighbors cheering They must have put her up to it She's ugly, she's stupid, drunk and almost blind I don't think that she would really mind If I described her as unfit for mankind All I got for Christmas Was a loaded gun That's alright if you wanna shoot someone But I've only got one bullet I'm bored of this And tired of that I got to find someone I can shoot at I ain't got the guts to do it She's ugly, stupid, drunk and almost blind I don't think that She would really mind If I described her as unfit for mankind