I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus Underneath the mistletoe last night She didn't see me crap Down the stairs to have a peek She thought that I was tucked up In my bedroom fast asleep Then I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus Underneath his beard so snowy white What a laugh it would have been If daddy had only seen Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus Underneath the mistletoe last night She didn't see me crap Down the stairs to have peak She thought that I was tucked up In my bedroom fast asleep Then I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus Underneath his beard so snowy white What a laugh it would have been If daddy had only seen Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night