i picked a cookie from the wrong batch 
i found an egg unable to hatch 
i started a fire but i could not find a match 
cause you wore a cowboy hat 
in the middle of the highway 
a cowboy hat 
fears flying everywhere 
a cowboy hat 
and your middle finger pointed at me 

i saw a goldfish swimming downstream 
i picked an orange from the wrong tree 
you're the most valuable player, but i've chosen the wrong team 

cause you wore a cowboy hat 
in the middle of the highway 
a cowboy hat 
fears flying everywhere 
a cowboy hat 
and your middle finger pointed at me 

cause you wore a cowboy hat 
in the middle of the highway 
a cowboy hat 
fears flying everywhere 
a cowboy hat 
and your middle fingers pointed at me 
a cowboy hat 
lying in the desert 
a cowboy hat 
soaking in the gutter 
a cowboy hat 
and your middle fingers pointed at me