rich boys with fancy cars 
they'll drive you anywhere but mars 
they wanna seclude you 
they have bad intentions with you 
he's got a bottle of absolut 
and he's absolutely sure she's a lightweight 
one shot, the girl has ten 
she's wasted and the guy thinks its mighty great 

    
his hands reach for her dress 
her lips begin to quiver 
he reaches for her breast 
she has a nervous shiver then she 

    
VOMITS! 
VOMITS! 
VOMITS ON HIS CAR! 
THE GUY GETS PISSED AND KICKS THE GIRL OUT OF HIS CAR 
he tells her to walk home even though they're really far 
she's blacked out drunk and she keeps puking in a jar 
she takes the jar of spew and throws it at his window 
the guy says "WHAT THE FUCK YOU CLEAN THIS UP U DUM HOE" 
she starts to laugh and opens his trunk 
and she gets an umbrella 
smashes on the windshield 
and it goes kerplunk 
oh oh 
and that's why you don't mess with a bad bitch when she's drunk 
oh no 
and that's why you don't mess with a bad bitch when she's drunk 

    
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