I've been contemplating suicide, But it really doesn't suit my style, So I think I'll just act bored instead And contain the blood I would've shed She makes me feel so ill at ease My heart is really on its knees But I keep a poker face so well That even mother couldn't tell But my baby's so vain She is almost a mirror And the sound of her name Sends a permanent shiver down my spine Down my spine I keep her photograph against my heart For in my life she plays a starring part All alcohol and cigarettes There is no room for cheap regret But my baby's so vain She is almost a mirror And the sound of her name Sends a permanent shiver down my spine Down my spine She makes me feel so ill at ease My heart is really on its knees But I keep a poker face so well That even mother couldn't tell But my baby's so vain That she is almost a mirror And the sound of her name Sends a permanent shiver down my spine Down my spine Spine, spine...