Were you there? 
Were you kicking? 
Alive in aisle 12? 
give the girl a century 
in boxes of jars 
and give away cars 
he's motioning for you 

there was a band 
they were sickening 
arousing everyone 
p.s. dump your boyfriend 
emotional trash 
emotional trash 
with helium balloons 

So then tell me 
How the hell did we miss it 
bared his ass for all to see 
And no one got to kiss it