When I have to puke at night I can be so indiscreet I don't run down to the john I just throw up on my sheets I puke on the pillow and I puke on my floor It smells so bad it makes me puke some more I'm lying in puke six inches deep So I just smile and go back to sleep Oh, how I love to sleep in vomit You don't know the joy I get from it Waking up to the smell of spew Makes me shout I love you! When I wake up it's almost noon That rotten smell goes through my room I take a whiff it smells okay So I rise to greet the brand new day When I have to puke at night I can be so indiscreet I don't run down to the john Then he just says the line "I just throw up on my sheets" for the rest of the song which is about another minute