Yonder comes willy he's a passin on a hill he don't dress nice but he drives straight to kill Chorus: Burma Shave, Burma Shave Burma Shave, Burma Shave I bet I've seen a million roads Of them little red bow-legged signs up & down the line Come on, come on and get it, get it Pappy ain't a smart, he ain't but a-quizzin' But with one thing he knows how to keep 'em all his (chorus) (instrumental) Way down yonder by the forks of the branch The old sow whistles and the little pigs dance (chorus) (instrumental) Roses are red, violets are blue You chase me and I'll catch you (chorus)