My head has thoughts 
What a ridiculous place to start 
She said, well, how about my chest 
Or, more specifically, my heart 

Whenever I'm alone or feeling lonely 
I pretend I can play the drums 
Inside my head and I am good 
I love these songs 
They love my songs 

But I am not a dirty god 
And I don't have a dirty body 
And I am alone only half of the time 
The other half I am only hiding 
And she was getting high 
Yeah, she was smoking pot 
I'm pretty sure I am the only guy 
She's hooked up with tonight 
But probably, no, probably not. 

Who did I think I was, 
Who did I think that I could be? 
Oh, how dare me, 
Oh, how dare me. 
And there's a voice in the back of my head 
In the back of my head, says, "let 'em be. 
Just let them be happy." 
I'm gonna go crazy 

I am the water in a puddle in the shade of a tree 
When I freeze over, you are the sun 
You cannot touch me 
And the tree feels bad 
I can tell by the way that it felt 
But it still won't move 
So, the ice won't melt. 
No, it still won't move 
So, the ice won't melt. 

But I am not a dirty god 
I don't have a dirty body 
And I am alone only half of the time 
The other half I am only hiding 

Keep my body alive 
Keep my arms reaching out towards anyone 

But I am not a dirty god 
And I don't have a dirty body 
And I am alone only half of the time 
The other half I am only hiding 
And we were getting high 
And I was smoking pot 
I'm pretty sure I am the only guy 
She's hooked up with tonight 
But probably, no, probably not