One fat hen, a couple of ducks
Three brown bears, four running hares
Five fat Emilies
(You gonna dance)
Six simple Simons sittin' on a stump
Seven Siamese sailors sailin' the seven seas
Eight egotistical egotists
Eekin' in and out of existence
Nine nibblin' nibblin' Nubians
Nibblin' nibblin' gnats, knuckles and nicotine
Ten tenacious turnabouts
Tenaciously tracking through
Thickly Thackeray Timber Town!

Ho-ho! We back at you again
WGAP, and y'all thought we was gone
Now dig!
Tweedly dee, tweedly dum
It's all about that bumpin' in your gums!
F-U-N for fun
Now will y'all sing that for me
Fun, say it!

If you want some fun
Then you got to let us know
Up jumped the bumpin' of your gums
Sucker and things, double jaw jackin'
Say it again, fun!

If you want some fun
Then you got to let us know
Up jumped the bumpin' of your gums and things
Can you dig it
Stick to the script, say it again, y'all!

If you want some fun, ho!
Then you got to let us know
Great gosh almighty, say it!
Great gosh almighty, let me see you, baby
Let's get down with it!
Oh, yes, you gonna dance, sucker!

If you want some fun, F-U-N!
Then you got to let us know
Hit me with a one and then
Great gosh almighty, let me see you, baby
Let's get down with it!
It's about that talkin' back, sucker

It's about that talkin' back to me, baby
Close your mouth, boy!
Don't you dare talk back to me
I ain't mad, I ain't playin' either, sucker

It's about that talkin' back to me, baby, ho!
Reaganomics, Reaganomics, stick to the script
You dig

It's alright, I can't stand it
I can't stand it either, sucker
Great gosh almighty, let me see you, baby
Let's get down with it!
You dig

It's alright, I can't stand it
I can't stand it either
Say great gosh almighty, let me see you, baby
Let's get down with it!
With the bumpin' in your gums, sucker
F-U-N

If you want some fun
Then you got to let us know
Hit me with a one and then
Great gosh almighty, let me see you, baby
Let's get down with it, ho!

If you want some fun
Then you got to let us know
Great gosh almighty, let me see you, baby
Let's get down with it
Oh, yeah, you gonna dance, sucker!
Check me out!

Oh, no, not chickens!
One fat hen, a couple of ducks
Three brown bears, four running hares
Five fat Emilies
Six simple Simons sittin' on a stump
Seven Siamese sailors sailin' the seven seas
Eight egotistical egotists
Eekin' in and out of existence
Nine nibblin' nibblin' Nubians
Nibblin' nibblin' gnats, knuckles and nicotine
Ten tenacious turnabouts
Tenaciously tracking through
Thickly Thackeray Timber Town!

Ho! Hit me!

Yeah, we back at you again
And y'all thought we was gone
Great gosh almighty!
How could you think something like that?
F-U-N!
Ho-ho!

It's about that talkin' back
Somethin' like double jaw jackin'
Bumpin' of your gums
Say it again

If you want some fun
Then you got to let us know, ho!
Great gosh almighty, let me see you, baby
Let's get down with it!

It's alright, I can't stand it
I can't stand it either
Great gosh almighty, let me see you, baby
Let's get down with it!

Oh, we're gonna raise the roof
Off this sucker this evenin'
It's alright, I can't stand it either
Great gosh almighty, let me see you, baby
Let's get down with it!
Ho, ho!

Check me out
Bumpin' of the gums
Shame, shame on you!

You ain't got no business messin' around
'Cause I don't feel like goin' way downtown
To buy you no new dresses and things
'Cause you've been bumpin' your gums
Say it again now!

If you want some fun, F-U-N!
Then you got to let us know
Great gosh almighty, let me see you, baby
Let's get down with it!

151, a couple of ducks

Reaganomics, Reaganomics, stick to the script
This is true

I can't stand it
Great gosh almighty, let me see you, baby
Let's get down with it!
Now dig!

Now you can stomp your feet
And raise your hands
I want everybody to go crazy in the stands
Dance, sucker!
Great gosh almighty, let me see you, baby
Let's get down with it!

Ho, Reaganomics!

You dig!
It's about that talkin' back to me, baby
You knew what you did
When you were doin' what you were doin'
When you did what you did and what you did
How you do it, I don't know what I said
Say it, sucker!

It's about that talkin' back to me, baby
But I can't stand it
Bumpin' of your gums, ho-ho!

It's about that talkin' back to me, baby
But I can't stand it
Bumpin' of your gums
Great gosh almighty, let me see you, baby
Let's get down with it!
Ho-ho!

It's about that talkin' back to me, baby
This is true, stick to the script
Great gosh almighty, let me see you, baby
Let's get down with it!
I ain't playin'

It's about that talkin' back to me, baby
Close your mouth!
Great gosh almighty, let me see you, baby
Let's get down with it!
And get up and dance
Dance!

It's about that talkin' back to me, baby
I can't stand it either
Great gosh almighty, let me see you, baby
Let's get down with it!
Reaganomics, Reaganomics, this is true
Stick to the script...