Our little friend 
He didn't want to wear 
His white buckled shoes 
Nor was barefoot 
His speed 
He didn't like grocery store feet 
He was a fussy little kid 
When it came to footwear 
But on Friday he could wear whatever he damn well pleased 

The jive ass trickery 
That makes this anything 
But what it is 
Dressed in county orange or city gray 
Got rubber sandals 
Just to be safe 

Metaphorically speaking 
We find our little friend 
Back in his white buckled shoes again 
The Monday if you will 
Of our Friday 
Spent in tailored bliss 
But if you strip the myth 
Away from the man 
Its just one to six months 
Of Mondays for our little friend