I wanted the women To go round the world Got the boat down to Helsinki city With boys who act like little girls Ain't quite what I pictured Ain't quite what I had in mind But realized that the closer I got That close has the taste of real cheap wine Clearly, nearly I open my eyes but only see things barely And I can smell it but I don't get high I know it's good but it just ain't right Ended up with a donkey When my mind was set on a horse That bargained and begged for a pony And I rode it with a fake smile on, only wanting more I've had it with just about right now Moderate won't get me no far Been through almosts, okays, in-betweens, nighs and decents But close just ain't no cigar Clearly, nearly In the corner of my eye only works in theory I can see it even shines a light I know it's good but it just ain't right Clearly, nearly I open my eyes but only see things barely I can smell it but I don't get high I know it's good but it just ain't right I know it's good but it just ain't right