When you take off your dress 
The whole world smiles 
And it's a joyous occasion, baby 
When you take off your shirt 

When you take off your stockings 
Flower blossoms and bird sings 
Commonplace is paradise 
When you take off your panties 

It just so happens 
I'm talking about the one and only 
Good thing 

And when your completely naked 
All is wondrous and good 
No more hunger or fighting 
When we do the good thing