One evening of pourin' booze 
An eventide of hooch 
He'd always say, "That pick-me-up 
bone knocked me down." 
Soakin' in the dark 
Dragged him to a desperate day 
That dirty girl led him drunk away 
And then his oats from the night before 
Came up with the sun 

Bad days had been 
but not like this 
Lost in a daze (Vaneo mayonnaise) 
Momming bed no good 
And then his oats from the night before 
Came up with the sun 

This time he had a better idea 
this time he had a clue 
he had a precedent this time 
this time he knew what to do 

That dirty girl led him drunk away 
and left him in the sewer 
it was right there at that then time 
he knew he should never have screwed her