And everybody's waiting for what I'ma say next Got em all sittin on the edge of they seats, both of they legs flexed Ass cheeks tighter than latex, you'd think they had gay sex And were waitin on results from the aids test Look at these rappers wiping they face sweat They know they can't claim shit if they ain't cyphered with J yet They try to ignore me, but the urge to test me just keeps callin them Like they was tryna evade death I'm the muhfuckin puppet master, bastards Rappers dance to my antics and the fans erupt in laughter I'm truckin past ya fast, and makin splashes Bigger than gastric bypass surgery patient's asses Look, I'll knock you out with whichever hand They call me peter pan, cuz I'll uppercut you so hard, you'll never land I bring the kind of drama for which you can never plan I just speak how I feel and let it stand, man, they ask me why Why do you do what you do They ask me that and I tell em because I can Why do you do what you do They ask me that and I tell em because I can I tell em because I can, I tell em because I can I can, I can, can, I tell em because I can I do it because I can, I do it because I can I operate a bit different than you'd probably surmise Bitch I'll stab you with a piece of chalk and outline your body with knives I'm what the hip hop doctors prescribed But look at all these wack never made it haters tryna propagate lies They probably told you I'm just tryna be like ICP Shit I see through them two dudes like a five leaf tree They used to be dope and inventive, but now they ain't driven Them clowns been makin cornier shit than thanksgiving And you mindless juggalo bitches have the nerve to call me a scam I should backhand you all with a pan And drag you face down and feet first across the beach And pack the space above ya top teeth and each nostril with sand I don't know who the fuck you thought that I am But ill roundhouse Violent J's pudgy ass off the top of a dam You sign the wackest fuckin rappers that you possibly can No wonder why I'm watchin ya fans flock to my stands, they ask me why Why do you do what you do They ask me that and I tell em because I can Why do you do what you do They ask me that and I tell em because I can I tell em because I can, I tell em because I can I can, I can, can, I tell em because I can I do it because I can, I do it because I can Here go the third verse, time to get raw I gotta say somethin funny to keep your attention, vaginas with balls I'm like ya favorite rappers all combined, minus their flaws And you can tell by all the dookie streaks linin their drawers They'll see me and be cool and calm, but soon as I'm gone You can hear em heavy breathing like they have headphones on I keep the heads bangin harder than a deftone song I'm like the lyrical version of when secret government tests go wrong So listen, stop bitchin about me dissin rappers I'm just tryna elicit laughter at the expense of whoever I'm gettin after You faggots oughta learn, I'll just exploit sensitivities And press buttons, sit back and watch you squirm Watch, nigga, nigga nigga nigga, black people And uh, bdbdbdbdbdbd, I'm on ellen, mac lethal? So why do I diss rappers? I'm takin hip hop back to when it didn't include the bitch factor, that's why! Why do you do what you do They ask me that and I tell em because I can Why do you do what you do They ask me that and I tell em because I can I tell em because I can, I tell em because I can I can, I can, can, I tell em because I can I do it because I can, I do it because I can Why do you do what you do They ask me that and I tell em because I can Why do you do what you do They ask me that and I tell em because I can I tell em because I can, I tell em because I can I can, I can, can, I tell em because I can I do it because I can, I do it because I can